XENA: i´m bored! bored! bored! BORED! BORED! BORED!

GABRIELLE: what is it with you today? you´ve had a face that could sour milk all morning.

VIÑETA DOS: 

XENA:  I´m just bored i guess.  I knos this is going to sound weird but i couldn´t sleep last night and got to thinking,  for the last five years, our lives have been one endless round of episodic aventures on a weekly sometimes monthly basis.

GABRIELLE: you´re ritght--it´s weird. I told you not to eat that kebab before you went to bed.

VIÑETA TRES:

XENA:  it´s as if we´re acting on the whim of some vast unseen force --not the tgods-- but one that steer us into frequent jeopardy and there´s nothing we can do about it!

GABRIELLE:  and that´s a bad thing right?

XENA:  HELL NO! we´re overdue for some action! i just wish it would happen sooner! there´s only so much scenery i can take or i´ll be picking a fight with a squirrel!

GABRIELLE:  Be careful what you wish for, you just might...

VIÑETA CINCO:

GABRIELLE: BY THE GOODS XENA!!!!! LOOK!, OVER THERE!!!